Hey guys, I have spent the last half an hour or so browsing through your blogs. They are all very amusing, I must say. I thought it might be an idea for me to perhaps keep you up to date with the Farse through this medium.

FARSE RETAIN JANISSEN
Farsenal's title hopes recieved a boost today with the club announcing it had secured the services of star David Janissen for the 2007 season. Janissen is believed to have made a verbal committment to captain Sam Kelly, with a deal likely to be completed in the coming days. It is a coup for the Farse with Janissen roumered to be leaving the club late last season.

However, Farsenal are still waiting on an answer from Andrew Tucker, who was offered a lucrative contract last week. The club is yet to approach a goalkeeper, but Kelly assured supporters that Farsenal were looking to seal a deal as early as next week. Justin Rea is believed to be the Red's prefered choice.

And in other news, Farsenal utility Tim Richardson has taken club matters into his own hands. Reportedly unhappy with both Farsenal's traditional Arsenal shirt, and the clubs "away" Manchester City strip, Richardson is believed to be looking into the prospect of the club wearing Inter Milan shirts for the 2007 season. A text message has been leaked to the media from Richardson to Kelly asking for the location of "Only Sport", Farsenal's official apparel supplier.
There has been no announcment from the club and it denies looking into a third strip. Farsenal is the only team in the BCF&F league with a clash strip.

Hope that keeps you guys up to speed with the mighty Farse. Im looking forward to writing the reports so look out for them. I think I will go and see Raelene on Monday night and tell her we want to start on the 28th of February.

I might also try and get some pics of the new Farsenal HQ. 9 Morgan St Sebas. Its quite a nice place and we have all moved in. Only thing is the TV isn't working so we will have to get that fixed up before we start living there when O week starts next week.

Hope all is well, and I hope to hear from you all soon!

Sam